All I need are cats🐱&weed🍁

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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lazypacific:

i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.

(Source: lazypacific, via pizza)

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3 hours ago

vanillish:

cute boy: *drops something*

me: i’ll get that for you

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

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rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

(Source: jaidefinichon, via ascumsuckingroadwhore)

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18 hours ago

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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19 hours ago
ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

(Source: uguused, via ascumsuckingroadwhore)

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19 hours ago

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

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20 hours ago

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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